[chants] stoop kids afraid to face the inevitability of death
The time has come for releases.
This is Team Rocket:
They are a supposedly evil crime organization founded by this guy named Giovanni:
But what are their real motivations? To steal Pokemon, right? Wrong! That’s what these guys do in the anime:
In the games, they don’t steal…
All of this ignores the following:
*Them poaching Cubones for their highly valuable skulls and killing the mother of one and taking Mr. Fuji hostage in the Pokémon Tower.
*Breaking and entering civilian houses to steal Technical Machines.
*Holding Pokémon captive in cages in a warehouse in the Sevii Islands
*In the process of trying to take the Master Ball, they literally took over an entire city, blocking off entry to most every building and taking the Silph Co. employees hostage.
*Testing out high-pitch frequencies to force evolution on Pokémon.
*One of the fucking mottos in their bases is literally “Steal Pokémon for profit. Exploit Pokémon for profit. All Pokémon exist for the glory of Team Rocket.”
Neorice sprites what he catches continues: 61 sprites so far, so finally past 50% of my total goal. ^_^
Darn those big guys for taking 10x the effort of small guys, yet only taking up 1 slot on the counter. But hey, Scolipede!
So for ergonomic reasons and the fact that I can’t see 3D, I’ve recently gotten myself a 2DS. This leaves me with this Blue Pokemon XY 3DSXL which I figured I’d give away since trying to sell it hasn’t proven very fruitful.
Specifically there’s the System itself, the box, the AR cards, a charger, and basically everything that came with the system other than the Club Nintendo code.
It’s a US 3DS and thus can only play NTSC games!
Rules are simple, you get two entries, one reblog and a like. On November 9th I’ll dump the entries into an RNG and give it to the person who pops out.
If you’re following me I’ll throw in a $20 code of the Nintendo e-Shop as a bonus!
Have fun and good luck
Not knowing about the blog deletions
aka the I’M NOT OKAY GIVEAWAY in which one of you lucky bastards is gonna get a survival pack for when the end comes
what you get:
(2) homestuck t-shirts, from whatpumpkin or topatco
(1) homestuck hoodie from whatpumpkin
(1) drawing of your homestuck OTP by indigonite
(3) albums from the homestuck bandcamp
(1) sbahj magnet pack OR a captchalogue board
assorted brazilian candy
(1) vial of my homestuck-loving tears
if you are following me you also get:
(1) large pizza. i will order you a pizza.
(1) homestuck official poster
50 dollars worth of merchandise from ANOTHER FANDOM (cause we’ve gotta move on, kids)
it ends when homestuck ends. the last upd8. the final animation.
likes count, reblog as much as you want, i don’t care
giveaway blogs count too i don’t care
i will ship anywhere in the world i don’t care
you have to have your ask box open so i can get your shipping info. if you don’t reply in three days i will pick someone else. sorry!
you can choose the t-shirt prints, pizza flavor, etc
also, hussie said new homestuck stuff is going to be added soon, so i might throw in a few more items later. don’t worry, you will get the updated bonanza bundle no matter which version you reblogged
good luck yall